punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

(via chlamydiuh)

15.Sep.14 1 day ago

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via seventeeneblack)

15.Sep.14 1 day ago
14.Sep.14 1 day ago

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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(Source: greed, via asian)

14.Sep.14 1 day ago
  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
14.Sep.14 1 day ago
14.Sep.14 1 day ago