02.Oct.14 1 hour ago

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory, via laughing-with-harry)

02.Oct.14 2 hours ago
01.Oct.14 16 hours ago

callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

(Source: symphonyregalia, via trust)

01.Oct.14 16 hours ago

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn, via fake-mermaid)

01.Oct.14 16 hours ago
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
01.Oct.14 16 hours ago